The Lawn ‘Virgin’ Does Fertilizing

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First it was…  ā€œDarl, can you water the lawn?ā€Ā  Then it was…  ā€œDarl, the lawn needs mowing!ā€

But this weekend belongs to ME.Ā  JUST ME. Well me, the beer and the football.Ā  (I’m good at sharing). I’ve fired up the big screen and the North Queensland Cowboys are playing the Broncos.Ā  Ahh…the serenity.

ā€œBill’s lawn looks sooo much nicer than ours.

ā€œOh Fair Dinkum!ā€

How come his lawn is all lush and green?Ā  Ours is just fine, weedy and pale.ā€

ā€œDunnoā€ I shrug, turning up the volume.

ā€œI don’t know why you can’t get our lawn to look like that.Ā  It’s not rocket science!ā€

She grabs the remote.Ā  Now that’s like waving a red flag at a bull.Ā  Grrr…

ā€œHowdy, fine neighbour.ā€

If it isn’t Townsville’s Lawn Guru himself, King of the Turf and all that.Ā  He’s cheerily poking his head over my fence.Ā  And did I see him wink at Melissa?Ā  (Where’s a water pistol when you need one?)

ā€œWell actuallyā€, he continues, ā€œthere is a bit of science to a beautiful lawn like mine.ā€

‘Beautiful lawn like yours…. you anal retentive…’Ā  I mutter, under my breath.Ā  He continues unabated…

ā€œYou know how a good relationship needs good chemistryā€¦ā€

Again, was that a wink?Ā  Why I oughta.

ā€œā€¦and so does your lawn.Ā  A good lawn needs nutrients to grow well.ā€

But I’ve been watering it all the time, shouldn’t that be enough?

ā€œActuallyā€, he says, ā€œyou will need to water LESS if you fertilise regularly.ā€

LESS WORK…now he’s got my attention.

ā€œYesā€, he continues. ā€œFertiliser will promote new leaf and root growth.Ā 
And better ground coverage means less evaporation from exposed soil.ā€

ā€œand our lawn will be greener?ā€

ā€œThat’s right, more green for less water.Ā 
And while the grass is growing it’s converting more Co2 to 02.
That’s cleaner air for you and the family.ā€

ā€œBill has the nicest lawn in Townsville.ā€ Melissa smiles sweetly at Bill. Grr…

ā€œAnd green healthy lawns are really calmingā€¦ā€

I’ll give you calm.

ā€œWe got our house valued the other day,ā€continues Bill.

Woohoo, maybe he’s moving…

ā€œThe agent said our ā€˜beautiful green lawn’ really enhanced the value of our property.ā€

ā€œI’ve got the number of a good removalistā€ I say, helpfully.

ā€œBut you’re so helpful Bill, you can’t move!ā€ cries Melissa

Shut up Melissa

ā€œNah, I was just curiousā€ says Bill
ā€œBesides I couldn’t abandon the best neighbours in Townsville when they need me.ā€

$#@!

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