The Lawn ‘Virgin’ Does Fertilizing

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First it wasā€¦Ā  ā€œDarl, can you water the lawn?ā€Ā  Then it wasā€¦Ā  ā€œDarl, the lawn needs mowing!ā€

But this weekend belongs to ME.Ā  JUST ME. Well me, the beer and the football.Ā  (Iā€™m good at sharing). Iā€™ve fired up the big screen and the North Queensland Cowboys are playing the Broncos.Ā  Ahhā€¦the serenity.

ā€œBillā€™s lawn looks sooo much nicer than ours.

ā€œOh Fair Dinkum!ā€

How come his lawn is all lush and green?Ā  Ours is just fine, weedy and pale.ā€

ā€œDunnoā€ I shrug, turning up the volume.

ā€œI donā€™t know why you canā€™t get our lawn to look like that.Ā  Itā€™s not rocket science!ā€

She grabs the remote.Ā  Now thatā€™s like waving a red flag at a bull.Ā  Grrrā€¦

ā€œHowdy, fine neighbour.ā€

If it isnā€™t Townsvilleā€™s Lawn Guru himself, King of the Turf and all that.Ā  Heā€™s cheerily poking his head over my fence.Ā  And did I see him wink at Melissa?Ā  (Whereā€™s a water pistol when you need one?)

ā€œWell actuallyā€, he continues, ā€œthere is a bit of science to a beautiful lawn like mine.ā€

‘Beautiful lawn like yoursā€¦. you anal retentiveā€¦’Ā  I mutter, under my breath.Ā  He continues unabatedā€¦

ā€œYou know how a good relationship needs good chemistryā€¦ā€

Again, was that a wink?Ā  Why I oughta.

ā€œā€¦and so does your lawn.Ā  A good lawn needs nutrients to grow well.ā€

But Iā€™ve been watering it all the time, shouldnā€™t that be enough?

ā€œActuallyā€, he says, ā€œyou will need to water LESS if you fertilise regularly.ā€

LESS WORKā€¦now heā€™s got my attention.

ā€œYesā€, he continues. ā€œFertiliser will promote new leaf and root growth.Ā 
And better ground coverage means less evaporation from exposed soil.ā€

ā€œand our lawn will be greener?ā€

ā€œThatā€™s right, more green for less water.Ā 
And while the grass is growing itā€™s converting more Co2 to 02.
Thatā€™s cleaner air for you and the family.ā€

ā€œBill has the nicest lawn in Townsville.ā€ Melissa smiles sweetly at Bill. Grrā€¦

ā€œAnd green healthy lawns are really calmingā€¦ā€

Iā€™ll give you calm.

ā€œWe got our house valued the other day,ā€continues Bill.

Woohoo, maybe heā€™s movingā€¦

ā€œThe agent said our ā€˜beautiful green lawnā€™ really enhanced the value of our property.ā€

ā€œIā€™ve got the number of a good removalistā€ I say, helpfully.

ā€œBut youā€™re so helpful Bill, you canā€™t move!ā€ cries Melissa

Shut up Melissa

ā€œNah, I was just curiousā€ says Bill
ā€œBesides I couldnā€™t abandon the best neighbours in Townsville when they need me.ā€

$#@!

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